sat·ire [sat-ahyuhr] –noun
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.

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Friday, June 24, 2011

Before I was a mom


...the bottom of my bag never looked like this!


--Thanks for hanging in there with me folks, this blog slow down WILL pick back up!

8 comments:

  1. I am so there with you. I need to take a picture of the backseat and the floor....I am appalled what happened after child.

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  2. It's not mess--- it's emergency rations. See? It's all in the marketing.

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  3. Swap out Cheez-its for goldfish crackers and that is my purse.

    And I totally agree with Becky adn the emergency rations!

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  4. Cheez-its rule! Until they crumble into fine powder...

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  5. My Kate Spade just gave a stern look to my fetus. She scares me.

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  7. Yesterday I ate a pistachio I found in the couch. No lie. Do you ever eat those crackers... not even because you're hungry but because you just thought it was a good idea?

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  8. i am seriously convinced that i have things growing/living in my car/purse...bc of the kids snack trails. ick!!

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